Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Hey, Bitch Stole My Look! My Advise For The Perky Katie Couric!

Hey, bitch stole my look!

This is the topic of Katie today: "The New Normal"  examining the new American family. "Modern Families"; co-parenting partners; a polyamorous couple; a couple with disabilities; author Bruce Feiler. OHMYF'INGNGGAWD!YOUHAVEGOTTOBEKIDDINGME! 
Hey, bitch stole my look!

  That is the bullshit subject matter that tricked intrigued me into watching America's fave-or-ite perky pandering prima donna person, the former first lady of our morning glory, Katie Couric. I was momentarily mesmerized, as I was frantically trying to poke my beautiful blue eyes out with the nearest knitting needle I could grab with my beautiful petit hands watched the perky one, trying so hard, with all her phony, condescending powder puff might, to do her best talk show, uh, thing-a-ma-jig. Unfortunately, this is yet another perky pursuit that won't end well for the precious, perky one, and her, oh so, perky little freak talk show. 
 Flashing her QueenVictoria! Hey, ho bitch stole my look!
I have one piece of advice for the fake perky one. Ahem, dearest perky one, the Oprah Winfrey talk show format seized to exist when The Brilliant Oprah Winfrey retired from daytime television to create her own network, OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network). Please perky Katie, your cute as a roach bug, but I am forced to tell you the secret everyone already knows dumb ass. NEVER EVER, ATTEMPT TO TRY ANYTHING THAT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ OPRAH HAS MASTERED! SUCK ON THAT AND THANK ME LATER! Oh dear perky one, if I was a bit harsh, that is just to damn bad please fuck off forgive me, for I mean every dad gum word am sincerely sorry. And when they start doing skits of you on SNL, and we are all laughing behind your perky little back with you, you'll get over it, Sarah Palin did. Love you mean it
 Hey, bitch stole my look!


 
















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6 comments:

  1. Who defines "normal"? If you look real close everybody's got somethin'. Somethin' ain't right somewhere.

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    1. Hey thanks for reading my post! "Who defines normal"? My sentiments exactly! Please read it again, I didn't mean to publish what you read!

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  2. It's an interesting topic. Personally, I've always been fascinated by poly groups. I don't know if I could live that lifestyle, but I love hearing about people who do and how they navigate it.

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    1. Hi Kellie! I agree. Please read my post again, I didn't mean to publish what you read! I appreciate the feedback. Thank you so much!

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  3. Laugh. My. Ass. Off!

    What a great post! I feel the same as you when it comes to perky Katie. Her other show failed and now this. I just don't get her appeal or why she keeps getting primo jobs. She must have a voodoo spell on someone at the network.

    Keep up the great blogging!

    Your NYC stalker dude.
    Phil
    www.blog.theregularguynyc.com

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    1. Phil, I was hoping you would comment! Thank you so much for the encouragement. I will take any advise you have to offer! Your blog is, well, really great. I'm hesitant to comment. However I am getting a little more brave, baby steps. "you like me, you really like me!" (I can't stand ole Sally F either. just between me, you and the fence post) pam

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